This story - and when I say story I mean a factual account of something that happened to me that someone with an equally dry sense of humor as myself will find funny - starts in the same way that many many many of my stories start: "So I met this girl..."
Anyway, so I met this girl the other day. I had no idea who she was. I had never met her before in my life. She had a beautiful smile, petite cute figure, and later I learned has so many things in common with me it's mind boggling. And she likes hanging out with me, too!
Sounds good, right? Not so much.
I met her when my mom stopped by the studio to drop off some food. Of course, this cute girl was on tow. I didn't know they were together and thought she was a prospective walk-in student... Until mom opened her mouth.
"____, this is your second cousin _____."
So yeah. The cosmos is laughing at me right about now.
Ouch. You really need to move out of that area. Like where there's less chance of you meeting cousins you never knew you had.
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